I'm Analise. I'm 20 going on cynical old lady. I like beautiful pictures, funny things, words, music, food, fireworks, television, magic, dogs, Harry Potter, wanderlust, books, sarcasm, cheese, movies, and anything else that strikes a chord within my soul. This blog is a reflection of where my mind wanders and the things it finds along the way. There's a lot of food, whatever I'm obsessing over at the moment, and general randomness.

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28

May. '12

anraphet: i appreciate whoever made this

anraphet:

i appreciate whoever made this

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07

Mar. '12

(Source: agentdunham)

15

Dec. '11

19

Sep. '11

It’s national talk like a pirate day and I’m watching the pirates movies. it’s a good day

11

Aug. '11

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

yerawizardharry:

I BLESS THE RAAAAAAAAAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

(Source: apriki)

10

Aug. '11

Europe is never more stable than it is when it’s at war!

—John Oliver on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

29

Jul. '11

gingerhaze: I think Suzanne Collins’ entire concept for these books was “How can I be the exact opposite of Stephanie Meyers?” (SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE I COULDN’T RESIST) (CLICK FOR BIG) This is the greatest thing ever

gingerhaze:

I think Suzanne Collins’ entire concept for these books was “How can I be the exact opposite of Stephanie Meyers?”


(SORRY ABOUT THE LANGUAGE I COULDN’T RESIST)

(CLICK FOR BIG)

This is the greatest thing ever

13

Jul. '11

justmysketches: elevendrunkengiraffes: hotel-denouement: 148km: cloysterbell: the-lone-midget:  #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE  #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands #neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention #the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban #i heard that one time he kissed a dementor and it died #I heard Bellatrix didn’t drive Neville’s parents into insanity but, when she threatened to kill Neville, they laughed themselves into insanity.

justmysketches:

elevendrunkengiraffes:

hotel-denouement:

148km:

cloysterbell:

the-lone-midget:

 #NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM USES NAGINI’S BLOOD AS SOY SAUCE

 #the core of neville longbottom’s wand is the tears of his enemies and a dragon heartstring he ripped out with his bare hands

#neville longbottom calls himself harry potter on the knight bus to avoid attention

#the wizard prison used to be named after neville longbottom—it used to be called badasskaban

#i heard that one time he kissed a dementor and it died

#I heard Bellatrix didn’t drive Neville’s parents into insanity but, when she threatened to kill Neville, they laughed themselves into insanity.

01

Jul. '11

titians: theoneinthedirtytrenchcoat: gayjamesbond: bliss-cavendar: highfunctioningsociopath: fuckyeahcharlesanderik: The kids know which parent to hang with to point-and-laugh.  #erik is the fun parent while charles is the serious one  #erik sneaks the kids sweeties while charles frowns at everyone from behind a newspaper  #charles scolds them when they dont try hard enough but gives them tender encouragement to do better #erik pushes them out the window #CHARLES WARNS THE KIDS NOT TO BURN DOWN THE MANSION WHEN HE GOES ON MISSIONS AND ERIK BUYS THE BOOSE AND HAS DRUNKEN LATE-NIGHT NERF GUN FIGHTS WITH THEM IN THE GARDENS   #there are two versions of the sex talk in the Xavier-Lensherr household: the “when two people love each other very much and have very carefully thought things over and are mutually respectful and have researched protection and possibly talked it over with an older and wiser mentor but of course if something happens please come to me and I will help you” version and the “sex is well and good but if you get pregnant or an STD you’re on your own and so help me god if any of you misses training for a blowjob I will personally pierce your genitals with a metal ring if you take my meaning” version

titians:

theoneinthedirtytrenchcoat:

gayjamesbond:

bliss-cavendar:

highfunctioningsociopath:

fuckyeahcharlesanderik:

The kids know which parent to hang with to point-and-laugh.

 #erik is the fun parent while charles is the serious one

 #erik sneaks the kids sweeties while charles frowns at everyone from behind a newspaper

 #charles scolds them when they dont try hard enough but gives them tender encouragement to do better #erik pushes them out the window

#CHARLES WARNS THE KIDS NOT TO BURN DOWN THE MANSION WHEN HE GOES ON MISSIONS AND ERIK BUYS THE BOOSE AND HAS DRUNKEN LATE-NIGHT NERF GUN FIGHTS WITH THEM IN THE GARDENS  

#there are two versions of the sex talk in the Xavier-Lensherr household: the “when two people love each other very much and have very carefully thought things over and are mutually respectful and have researched protection and possibly talked it over with an older and wiser mentor but of course if something happens please come to me and I will help you” version and the “sex is well and good but if you get pregnant or an STD you’re on your own and so help me god if any of you misses training for a blowjob I will personally pierce your genitals with a metal ring if you take my meaning” version

30

Jun. '11

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

(Source: withintheringofcalm)

28

Jun. '11

I have no clue why Nigel Thornberry has suddenly made a resurgence in popularity, but I wholeheartedly approve of it.

heyheyrichboy:

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